七岁可以算一个人么?

每天早上醒来,看见你和阳光都在,这就是我想要的未来!
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早上有一个约会,因为老公还要上班,打算和老公各自开自己的车去,然后在那里开碰头会。

老公:你要提前一个小时出门奥,免得迟到。
我: 没关系,我和女儿两个人,可以开Carpool(共乘道)。

老公:(惊讶中)不对吧,女儿才多大,怎么可以算一个人!
我: (抓狂中)女儿都七岁了,为什么不算一个人???

老公:(继续惊讶中)七岁可以算一个人么???
我: (抓狂升级中)你!!! 她在我肚子里的时候,不算一个人,不能开Carpool。现在辛辛苦苦养了七年,还不算一个人,偶这不白养了吗???


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童靴们,这不是GC.  GC是。。。。。
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老公离开了5分钟,回来告诉我,“我查过了,七岁可以算一个人。”

偶倒。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。



taro_g 发表评论于
回复五弟五哥的评论:

Yes, he is. Xixi....
五弟五哥 发表评论于
老公太憨厚了!
taro_g 发表评论于
嗯,人常说傻人有傻福。偶觉得偶这辈子最大的傻福就是嫁给他了。嘻嘻。。。。
贴心宝贝 发表评论于
哈哈哈~~太可爱啦,抓回来咬s算啦~~~
5speed 发表评论于

这5分钟,他肯定比你抓狂,这种的好老公一定要多亲他几下。
平安是福mtl 发表评论于
哈哈。。。你老公认真得可爱~~~
taro_g 发表评论于
嗯,爱的就是这一点,觉得他认真的样子好可爱。忍不住大笑。。。。。_:$
九月豆 发表评论于
哈哈哈,你LG真的是好可爱啊!~~~

记得前两年听说过一位孕妇被警察抓在 HOV Lane 上,因为她只身一人,但她狡辩说:我肚里也有一个呀!

其实Catholic是把 Fetus 看作 Human 了,所以坚决反对堕胎的,因为是杀人!

你LG一定不是Catholic哈~~~~~
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