The other day I was running on the trendmill and watching TV, a man in the TV tells a joke: an old man was walking on the road and a toad stopped him, the toad then said, if you kiss me, I will turn into a princess. The man kept on walking without saying anything..The toad jumped in front him and said again, louder: if you kiss me, I will turn into a princess!! The old man stopped, looked at the toad, and said: at my age, I'd rather you be a toad.