【讽刺与漫画】武大郎答记者问


 


丑陋的人 发表评论于
接着画:武大郎见搁置争议共同开发都不管用,回到家便开始砸东西。邻居不解地问为何不想办法却砸东西,武大说那东西都是西门家生产的。
打酒的 发表评论于
武大郎=KMT
武二郎=CCP
潘金莲 对 CCP 应该是 长嫂如母
海涯 发表评论于
武大郎不急江郎急
http://blog.wenxuecity.com/myblog/58182/
潘金莲属于谁的?本来是某财主的丫环,后来给了武大郎,但被西门庆夺了去。
武大郎不急呵, 先主席发话了,潘金莲是在西门庆实际掌控中,所以属于西门庆。 现主席既不想失去潘金莲呵,又怕挨西门庆打,只好跟先主席口头争论。
财主后悔当年没留着潘金莲呵,想夺回来又师出无名,打着算盘先收买武大郎再夺回潘金莲。

老万跟茶坛的江郎倒替武大郎急了,一边护着武大郎,说财主收买武大郎是违反民主自由呵,一边指着财主说: 你不敢从西门庆手里抢回潘金莲,就是武大郎!
颐和园 发表评论于
真有才,狂笑!
纯铜 发表评论于
最后一幅最传神。
阿里八九 发表评论于
笑过之后冷静想一想,胡哥最明白我们的军队素质,对付国内百姓,甚至周边小国还可以吓唬一下,真要拉到外面面临强敌后果如何才是麻烦的。以党国军队目前的腐败状况,打不赢的机会居多,到那时党国如何自慰?那可比十个薄天王都难搞。武大郎的死就是自不量力,经过几百年的努力,终于意识到共同开发潘金莲,那也是进步。苟活总比死了强,何况还能继续腐败!
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