原创笑话四则：北京雾霾新调侃

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原创笑话四则：北京雾霾新调侃
 
  1. 与广场舞在全国各地的如火如荼相反，北京却热度不再。因为据北京的大妈们反映在北京跳广场舞等于是在独舞！
 
  1. 北京的有车族们对于每年汽车尾气的烟检极其反对，他们的理由是：吸进去的都不合格，排出来的再合格也没用啊！
 
  1. 为配合北京申办冬奥会，北京市正在公开征及北京市的市歌，大家一致推荐那英的那首《雾里看花》。
 
  1. 脑筋急转弯儿：最能代表北京人文、历史的电视剧是什么？答案：《京华烟云》。

 

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