英语版《三字经》

人之初 : At the beginning of life.

性本善 : Sex is good.

性相近 : Basically, all the sex are the same.

習相遠 : But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教 : If you do not practice all the time.

性乃遷 : Sex will leave you.

教之道 : The way of learning it

貴以專 : is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

擇鄰處 : chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不學 : If you don't study hard,

斷機杼 : your dick will become useless.

竇燕山 : Dou, the Famous,

有義方 : owned a very effective exciting medicine.

教五子 : All his five sons took it

名俱揚 : and their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教 : If your children don't know how to do it,

父之過 : It's all your fault.

教不嚴 : If they had lots of problems with it,

師之惰 : their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不學 : You may refuse to study this,

非所宜 : but that is a real mistake.

幼不學 : If you don't learn it in childhood,

老何學 : you will lose your ability when aged.

玉不琢 : If you don't exercise your dick,

不成器 : It won't become hard and strong.

人不學 : If you don't learn sex,

不知義 : you can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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SadMadNoMore 发表评论于
不成器 : It won't become a F-machine?
白云蓝天 发表评论于
回复 'Joy4Life' 的评论 : 哈哈!那就请你来一个严肃版的英译《三字经》,以拨乱反正。重托!
Joy4Life 发表评论于
唉!这么翻译中华国学,真是误(外国)人子弟啊!
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回复 'Joy4Life' 的评论 : 多谢光临!
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哈哈!You made my day! Thanks!
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