周末一笑: 情人节快乐! (转载)

1

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Happy Independence Day.

单身的人怎么称呼情人节?

独立日快乐!

2

What's the best part about Valentine’s Day?

The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

情人节最好的地方是什么?

那天之后巧克力会降价.

3

What is another way of saying Happy Valentine’s day!

S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day! 

说情人节快乐的另外一种方式是什么?

S.A.D,单身者留意日！

4
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

 "I find you very attractive." 

回形针对磁铁说什么？

“我觉得你非常有吸引力。”

5
What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?

To remind single people they are single. 

情人节的真正目的是什么？

提醒单身的人，他们都是单身。

6

When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day! 

当你和对的人在一起,每天都是情人节!

7

To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift.

所有在情人节单身的人，不要难过。想想你没有得到礼物节省的时间和金钱。
 

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