洞房抄党章与守丧二十年

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中国是个出幺蛾子出得层出不穷的地界,最新的这一桩幺蛾子是一对新婚小夫妻洞房里抄党章。
 
大家都做秀抄党章的时候,你要是想出人头地上镜头,不花点心思想些歪招怎么能成?中国人民的聪明才智于是就爆发出来了。
 
不佩服不行,这是要上史书的!
 
《后汉书》里面记载过类似的事情。
 
那时候时兴的倒不是抄党章,是守丧。
 
大家都照规矩守丧,守丧也就成了稀松平常事一桩。想要出人头地抓眼球搏上位,就必须要走走极端了。有这么一位赵宣先生干脆住到墓道里,一守就守了二十年!这一壮举大大感动了政府和人民,受到了国家级别的表彰和领导亲切接见。可惜人怕出名猪怕壮!太守陈蕃跟他一拉家常就说漏了嘴 - 这二十年里夫妻俩拢共生了五个大小子。中国人虽然不懂科学,却绝不相信人可以无性繁殖。你俩在墓道里是守丧呢,还是干那事儿呢?
 
无尊严感者众,就什么样的世间奇迹都可以创造出来,让世界为之瞠目。
 
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回复 'linmiu' 的评论 :

是啊。'洞房抄党章'其实和'党'无甚大的关系,它表现的是中国人本性里自觉为权势背书自觉向组织靠拢的集体无意识。'洞房抄党章'的前辈在近代以来已亿万计,我偏不提他们而要去提后汉书,就是想说,中国人不可以把他们的遭遇一股脑推卸到中共那里去。瘟鸡生出来的当然只会是病蛋。
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哎,都是为了表演,给别人看的,不容易呀。
我有一次回国与朋友聚会,一个从前的同事匆匆赶来,说会没开完就跑出来了,我随口问什么会?他说“保鲜运动”,我问保什么鲜?他说是保持共产党的先进性,保先。
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