1 健忘的人/A Forgetful Man
Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.
Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for a long time.
Finally, the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.
湯姆累壞了，一到家就上床睡覺。
忽然，他想起原來晩上計劃做一件事，可他想不起來是什麽事，他在床上翻來覆去很久。
終於，他想起來了，“上帝，原計劃就是早點兒上床睡覺!” 他沮喪說。
2 現在才賣
A man entered a bakery with a loaf of bread, "I bought this bread here, and it tastes bad." "What!" exclaimed the baker. "I've been baking bread for 25 years! "The man replied, "You should have sold it right away!"
一個男人拿著一條麵包走進麵包店:“這麵包是在你這兒買的,味道很糟糕。” “什麽，”麵包師叫了起來,“ 我已經烤麵包25年了。”男人回答說:“那你不應該留到現在才賣呀。”
周末一笑: A Forgetful Man(ZT). 來源: 南山鬆 於 2016-08-26
