女朋友的缺点
男子问禅师:“我女朋友有很多优点,但缺点让我难以忍受,怎样让她没有缺点呢?” 禅师:“方法简单,不过你要先下山为我找一张只有正面没有反面的纸来。” 男下山返回,递给禅师一张《人民日报》,禅师突然拜倒:“师傅!”![](data:image/png;base64,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)
情人节晚上
去年情人节晚上,我一个人去看电影,开场前无聊就拿出手机,打开闪光灯一阵乱拍。一会儿,一大哥慢慢走过来,掏出厚厚的一沓钱拉住我的手说:这钱你拿着,把刚才的照片删掉 ……情人节又快要到了,我把这个方法分享给大家,能不能赚到钱,看你们的了。![](data:image/png;base64,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)
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情人节菜谱
快到情人节了,昨天去吃饭,有道菜叫“女人四十”,觉得很好奇就点了,结果上来一看,是一盘黄花菜。今天吃饭,看着菜单不知道点什么好,突然看到有个菜名“男人四十”,也不贵,想了想,女人四十是“黄花菜”,想看看男人四十是什么,于是就点了....... 服务员上菜道:“男人四十请慢用!” 定睛一看,奶奶个腿的....“花心大萝卜”。![](data:image/png;base64,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)
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老头对老太太的情人节
昨天傍晚,路边看见一老头手拉着老太太的手在散步....…心中蓦然涌起莫名的温暖,白发苍苍,如此恩爱,突然让我又相信爱情了,突感人生竟然变得如此美好!不由驻足羡慕地看着二老……
这时老头对老太太深情的说天晚了,冷了,别冻着,回去吧!此刻路旁的我不禁流下了感动的泪花! 老太太回答:再多走会吧,回去了我家老头就不让我出来了……快到情人节了,他看得紧。![](data:image/png;base64,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)
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情人节的浪漫
俩人搞对像三年了,今天约好山上练骑马。 男的想浪漫一下,就骑着马来到了悬崖边, 回头对着心爱的女人说:“明天就是情人节了,我最后问你一句,你到底能不能嫁给我,如果你不嫁给我,我活着也没什么意思,我就从这个山崖跳下。” 女人大喊一声“嫁!”马“嗷”的一声从山崖冲了下去……男人享年30岁!马上情人节快到了,切记:浪漫有风险,说话需谨慎!![](data:image/png;base64,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)
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情人节放假
八戒:“师傅,情人节有假放吗?我想去趟高老庄……” 孙悟空:“师傅,我想去趟芭蕉洞,我嫂子说要包饺子给我吃…唐僧:“悟净,你又想去哪里呢!”悟净:“我…我只想寸步不离跟着师傅……”八戒和悟空走后,唐僧笑道:“悟净,我们去女儿国吧!结论:跟着领导走,好事总会有!![](data:image/png;base64,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)
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情人节的谎话
两年前,一个男人,想和情人出去玩几天,便跟老婆谎称:自己去马来西亚开个会,3月8号那天给老婆发信息,告诉老婆自己已上飞机,搭乘马航MH370回来,明早到家。结果天不随人愿,马航出事了。
飞机至今没找到。这个男人现在在宾馆呆两年多了没敢回家……
求高人支个招,他想回家……情人节快到了,撒谎可注意啊!![](data:image/png;base64,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)
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