Joke: Mike Pompeo's Preach and Practice
by Limin Wang
May 03, 2020
Susan: Honey, are you still hungry?
Mike: No, sweetie, for God's witness, you saw I shoved almost the whole Thanksgiving turkey down.
Susan: That will keep your hunger in bay for how long?
Mike: You bet it can be up to Christmas. Gee, the pipe is clogged. Can I leave the dishes here and wait it out?
Susan: I know you are a good plumber. Use your skills to do some warm-up there.
Mike: Come on, Ma'am. I promise to do better tomorrow on Christmas.
Susan: Honest PP, mhmh, practice what you preach tonight and now. Wait, where is the trump card?
Mike: Don't look at me. I haven't played cards in any house for quite a while.
