家有悍妻，看看男士们对婚姻的看法

家有悍妻，看看男士们对婚姻的看法。呵呵！

转贴： By all Means... MARRY!

 I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
> David Bissonette

 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
> Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
> Hemant Joshi
 
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
> Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
> Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
> Sigmund Freud
 
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
> Anonymous
 
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
> Henry Youngman
 
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
> Sam Kinison
 
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
> James Holt McGavran

 "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
> Patrick Murray
 
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
 2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
 Nash
 
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
> Anonymous
 
You know what I did before I married?   Anything I wanted to.
> Henny Youngman

  My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
> Rodney Dangerfield
 
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
> Milton Berle
 
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
> Anonymous
 
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
 thing: "You can have mine."
> Anonymous
 
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."