儿女笑谈 105

我那一对宝气儿女,一个正在青春期,一个还不肯跨进,却被那个正在青春期的,天天逼得,猛灌一气一堆知识,让小儿又羡又怕 . 在我开车时,饭桌上,经常惹得我忍俊不禁,求饶不止。

前天周日的一幕。

我喊俩儿女:走了,去教会了。

儿: No, I went church for teeneger fellowship on Friday night already.

女: You couldn’t worship god twice a week?

儿: Yeah, but you said I am pre-teen now. I want go for fellowship only.

女: You are not kid anymore. You heard that my friends all call you big brother. You will be big like them soon.

儿: When I will be? They have mustache already.

女: You will have buffy hair over your body.

儿: I have it on my arm. Probably I have some on my chest.

女: Yoooou! You will see, It’s hard to adapt into it when that period coming, especially for girls, like period thingie.

此时,我以为儿子会很难为情,哪知他冷静地: I know.

女: But don’t worry, you will go through it.

儿转向我: Mom, do you feel different when you were teen and are an adult on your face?

Not really. 你们总不会愿意一直当一个贝比吧,人总要长大的。

女儿道: I like to grow, but I don’t like those thingie when going through it .

遂转向儿子,安抚道: Don’t worry, it will be OK.

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