Tee Hee need some help
An old man lived alone in New Mexico . He wanted to plant his chili garden,
but it was very hard work. His only son, Francisco, who used to help him,
was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:
Oye Francisco, I feeling pretty bat cuz I do not tink I will be able to
plant my chile gardenz this year. I just getting too viejo to dig a garden,
but if you waz here, all mi problemas wood be over. I know you wood dig the
lot for me. Siempre, tu Papa.
A few days later he received a letter from his son:
Dear Papa,
Por favor, no, don\'t dig up the garden, that\'s where I buried the BODIES!
Love, Francisco
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police showed up and dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old
man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the chiles now. It\'s the best I could do.
Love, Francisco
