继续揭露咱的阴暗面——迷信篇

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咱两个月前天天在一家中餐馆吃了近一个月的午餐,居然开始兢兢业业地收集那些每顿饭后得到的一句话幸运饼干中的小纸条,每次还都有点当真似的,还真有点希望会应验一般。搞的后来钱包鼓鼓的,差点没把小偷招来。

这是其中几个:

Next week, your luck color will be green! (靠!带绿帽子?)

You show your true face to the people who really matter. (没过多久,咱就见了阿里和酸酸)

Investigate new possibilities with firends, Now is the time! (很快,老板娘就跑到杂谈嚷嚷着问她那500万如何挥霍的问题)

Someone is interested in you, Keep your eyes open. (那天得了两张停车的罚单!)

You could prosper in the field of medicine (咱开始在走廊和人吵架说中医的不是)

You'll accomplish more later if you take some time for yourself (对头,准备感恩节出去玩)

Remember three months from this date! your lucky star is shining! (那天是第一天去那里吃饭,2007/5/10,三个月后咱留意了一下,好像啥也没发生,骗子!!!还好咱没在那里吃上三个月!)

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