A little boy goes to his father and asks " Daddy, how was I born?"
The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mummy and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your M u m my and we met at a cyber-cafe . We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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'You got Male!'