跳舞的艺术

大一有一门子课叫道德教育。一个人模人样的老师说人模人样的话没有一个人正而八经的听。到是有一句话＂跳舞一种高级社交活动＂飘到我耳朵里变成了＂＂跳舞一种高级性交活动＂。当时本人还没有女朋友就决定苦练舞艺，跳过低级直奔高级活动。无耐技术不精，老是踩到舞伴的脚；动作笨拙，那优美的慢三让我跳成了老汉推小车，直来直去不打弯。送两条烟给舞霸学得密笈，舞霸曰：
一是挺胸自信，敖视群波；
二是若及若离，撩而不拨；距离太远，象拉皮条的不雅观；太进贴面是低级活动；高就高在，卿卿我我，不温不火，各得其所！
验之一事，合呼其神，此言得之！

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