8黑的推理


早上出门, 8黑问:可不可以带我的bubble bottle?

俺全然忘记上次还声色俱厉地驳回,居然很爽快地说可以。醒悟过来之后不免自责:又一次因为自己的是非不清造成了他的概念模糊。

他喜滋滋出门且行且吹。眼看着bus来了,俺说:快收起来,上车就不能吹了。

他非常懂事地重复:上车就不能吹了。如果上车吹就会吹到人家的mouth 里去。然后人家就会说blah blah ,然后别人就以为他在说bad words ,然后他就会get a timeout 。

@%#$&%^(*&_+)(_)^*&^$^)(&_*  介都哪跟哪啊?!

他诸如此类的推理还有一个:

有天周末俺老人家正卧床挑灯晨读,他跑进来一脸严肃对俺说:Long long time ago, there was nothing in the universe 。

邦邦@@!俺顿时对他的大课题崇拜万分,正在踌躇该用什么词来夸他,他又接道:and scientist cannot figure it out and you know why??!!

Why?

Because he was a little baby!!! And he was in his mommy’s stomach!

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接着说吹泡泡。他本来对自己费心费力吹出的几个泡泡颇为喜不自胜很是欣赏:

可到了city 之后惊见这么一位:

导致了他介副嘴脸:


^皿^  ^皿^ ^皿^ ^皿^

世间原本无事,只因有了比较,所以有了烦恼。
 
此话对俺也贲适合。有时看他可以这样无视时间场合恣意大哭,真是羡慕得紧。





黑黑黑黑 发表评论于
火车头,没错,看到更好的当然想要了,人之常情么:P

额滴神呀:哈哈,好久不见!记得这个字俺还是跟粉粉学的。

铁轮:总觉得儿女趣事从父亲口中说出更感人些:P

小顶:你以为呀,小人也有小人的烦恼呢。

护手霜:哈哈,英雄落泪?他是英雄常落泪呢。

20000818:你说的没错,这正是俺的问题。俺在俺的博里,只关注俺自己的事,有时俺对自己也很失望。
20000818 发表评论于
You only concentrate on your own family...never heard any word from you for our big family...
A little disappointed.
护手霜 发表评论于
"有时看他可以这样无视时间场合恣意大哭,真是羡慕得紧" - 一如既往的聪明,机灵,可爱的4黑妈妈....

第一次看8黑哭的表情... 真过瘾!平时总是看他和妈妈斗智斗勇的样子,看来英雄也有落泪的时候!
似顶非顶~~~ 发表评论于
只有在孩子的眼睛里,世界才是无悠无虑的~~~
铁轮 发表评论于
哈哈哈。想起了我三岁的儿子,喜欢小泡泡,更喜欢大泡泡。从会说话起嘴里就没停过要气球。傍晚出门,冲着门口的小树含混不清地抱怨:“把气球挡住了”。树枝上除了新出的小绿叶,空空如也,哪有什么球。于是赶紧安慰儿子说一起去买气球给妈妈Happy Mother's Day。不过儿子很严肃地大声重复道:

“被地球挡住了”。

什么什么?再抬头一望,透过枝头,天边有一弯皎洁的月牙。

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额滴神呀 发表评论于
一直想找一个中国字表达我儿子滴哭声,四黑这个^皿^ ^皿^ ^皿^ ^皿^真是太表达乐!
火车头 发表评论于
他是要你买那个巨无霸给他吧!
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