原创: 小龙趣事1

身在他乡思故乡,人在故乡恋他乡。
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原创: 小龙趣事1

小龙快两岁了,正是学语言的好时候。

有次电视里放动物世界,五彩缤纷的鱼在水里游来游去。小龙看得入神。我连忙抓住时机,告诉他这叫鱼。可以在水里游。

没几天,小龙突然跑过来抓住妈妈的手,连哭带闹非让妈妈去卫生间看看。妈妈让他闹得没折,只好随小龙去看看。到了马桶前,小龙指着马桶里说:妈妈,鱼!

妈妈一看,马桶里是一小坨便便!仔细看看周围,妈妈明白了。小龙自己便便后,自己将它倒进了便池里!

以前,小龙随地大小便特让妈妈伤脑筋。但至此以后,小龙不再随地大小便。他很乐意带人去卫生间去观赏“鱼”。
。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

前天,小龙同妈妈去散步。小龙尿急。妈妈忙将小龙带到草地旁“放水”。
这时,小龙旁边飞来只蜜蜂,落在小龙旁边的花上采蜜。小龙见罢,很认真地说:
“蜂,一起, 尿尿。”

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