Top Ten Signs Obama\'s Getting Nervous

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Top Ten Signs Obama's Getting Nervous

10. New slogan: "Yes we can . . . or maybe not, it's hard to say"

9. In moment of confusion, requested a $300 billion bailout from the bailout industry

8. He's up to not smoking three packs a day

7. Friends say he's looking frail, shaky and . . . no, that's McCain

6. He's so stressed, doctors say he's developing a Sanjay in his Gupta

5. Been walking around muttering, "What the hell have I gotten myself into?"

4. Offered governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, $100,000 to buy his old Senate seat back

3. Standing on White House roof screaming, "Save us, Superman!"

2. Sweating like Bill Clinton when Hillary comes home early

1. He demanded a recount