婚姻篇（4）
离婚是为你老婆下一任的老公提供保障。（怪不得时下流行娶离婚富婆。）
Divorce provides security for your wife’s next husband.
他老婆提出离婚，并要求得到结婚蛋糕的监护权。（结婚蛋糕尸骨未寒就离婚，未免太快了点。）
His wife sued for divorce and asked for custody of the wedding cake.
他们说她嫁给他是因为他爹留给他一大笔遗产。这是一派胡言。她是铁定嫁给他了，才不管那一大笔遗产是谁留给他的呢。（有奶便是娘。有钱便是爹。）
They say she married him because his father left him a fortune. That’s a lie. She would have married him no matter who left him a fortune.
在好莱坞，友谊不会天长地久，通常都以婚姻而告终。（可能最后又都以离婚而告终！）
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我只不过想找个英俊和善解人意的好老公。我觉得这样要求一位百万富翁不算过分吧？（这不成了潘驴邓小闲了么？）
All I want is a husband who’s good looking, kind, and sensitive. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for a millionaire.
婚姻是唯一你和敌人同床共寝的战争。（床头打架床尾和。）
Marriage is the only war where you sleep with the enemy.
结婚前，我一直是自己的死对头。（结婚后，配偶就是死对头。）
Until I got married, I was my own worst enemy.
男人省钱的一个办法，就是和他的第二任老婆先结婚。（带着你的嫁妆，连着你的妹妹，赶着那马车来！）
One way for a man to save money is to marry his second wife first.
数据表明，婚姻可以防止自杀。没错。数据同样表明：自杀可以防止婚姻。（宁死不屈，好样的！）
Statistics prove that marriage is a preventive of suicide. Yes. And statistics also prove that suicide is a preventive of marriage.
玩世不恭者：认为订婚是走向离婚的第一步。（这可是万里长征的第一步啊！）
Cynic: A man who regards getting engaged as a first step towards a divorce.
结婚是离婚的主要原因。（离婚也成了许多结婚的理由呢！）
Marriage is the main cause of divorce.
