一个网友邮件里给我发来一篇治家格言，看得我大喜过望，蠢蠢欲动，没想到一个题目就引来非议。我觉得应该是玉女心经，她非说是狱女心经。您说这涉及到正文还能翻译出让领导赏心悦目的文字来？难啊！我先搞定一个题目：女人如何能够活过100岁——家庭和谐秘籍。也算是我为社会做点贡献吧。
THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY A WOMAN WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS.
“I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this, shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise.”
ITEMS:
1. The husband is always right
2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work
3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as
well as before turning the back to him on the bed
4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should
smile as if nothing happened
5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed
6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over
7. The husband never lies, but he enlightens
8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything
9. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision
11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting
12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family
meeting
13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and takes those of her husband when he is back home
14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in
the night
15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one
16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting
the husband even if its her own money
17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom
without witness and this should be to the husband’s advantage
18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed
19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these
from him
20. The wife must respect the husband’s orders carefully
21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public
22. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances; she should be accompanied by the husband
23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband
别看完就走，有本事翻译好了也贴出来让咱看看！特别是那个谁····
