邻居小韩同学的奶奶大半年前从国内带来一只小狗， 浑身雪白，白线团一样毛茸茸的， 煞是可爱。 小韩妈妈是典型的韩国贤妻良母，除了天天早中晚三顿伺候着外， 中途还喂点心。今天早上在 bus stop 碰到她， 她幽幽地对我说："Bomer is going to be a daddy next month” . 我大吃一惊, "Bomer ？This little guy ?”
“ Yeah, can u believe it? ”
“ Of course not, he’s so young, how did that happen? ”
“ Oh, a few month ago, we went to our friend’s house for sleepover, that’s why. ”
“ OMG, bad Bomer. ”
下午回家后， 一进门女儿就问我："Mom ，have we ever had a pet before?"
Mom: “Yeah, a Hermit crab “.
Daughter: “Then what happened?”
Mom: “Gone.”
Daughter: “How?”.
Mom: “Hungry”.
Daughter: “How about after that?”
Mom: “ A fish.”
Daughter: “Then where is it now?”
Mom: “Gone, same reason.”
Daughter: “So can we have a dog now?”
Mom: ” I’m afraid not, enough is enough , I already have two – U and your DD.”
DD: “ hahaha, Mom, we are not dogs, U are the 好笑est mom in the whole world.”
