强强的童言名语

1）
"Daddy, why are you angry?"
"我没有！”
“Why are you having an angry face?"
做爸爸的勉强挤出个苦笑。"Be happy! Don't be angry!"

2）
"Mommy, I love you so much!"
"I love you too!"
"I am so happy! Be happy!"

3）
做妈的望子成龙心切，强强还不到四岁时就放phonics的录音给他听，可惜小人儿一幅心不在焉的样子，做妈的失望之余有些不忍：“强强，你有没有在听啊？你在想什么呀？”“airplane！”...



4)
哥哥需要面试High School Magnet program, 我们有意模仿面试官问他为什么对这个program感兴趣,做哥哥的侃侃而谈一通后,弟弟发话了:"Wow, you sounded smart, you need to act smart!"


5)
强强Kindergarten的老师生孩子去了,来了个替补老师.我去他们班上做义工,发现课堂纪律差了太多,看来替补老师还是镇不住这些毛孩子.晚饭桌上我故意引起这话题,问强强:"你们的替补老师对你们怎样啊?"强强很认真地回答:"She is nice to the class, but the class is not nice to her."


6)
强强一年级班上有个叫Samatha女孩子阅读能力超强.我去他们班上做义工,有个学习比较落后的女孩老要问我怎么做题目,过一会她把我叫过去抱怨Samatha说她,坐在她对面的Samatha听到了,冷冷地说:"You are supposed to think by yourself, not ask every question!" 晚饭桌上我说了这事,并问强强对Samatha的看法.强强不紧不慢地说:"She is not mean, but she sounds mean."