S.H.E. Chinese (Lyrics, English translation)
Shoulder pole wide, bench long
Shoulder pole wants to be tied to bench
Shoulder pole wide, bench long
Shoulder pole wants to be tied to bench
London Maryan bought a cheongsam to her Mom
Moskow ovski becomes attached to Gnocchi
Various colors of skin, various colors of hair
mumbling, muttering and start to speak Chinese
Took us so many years to practice English pronouciation and grammar
Now it's their turn to twist their tongues for the four tunes
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
How smart are the Chinese, how beautiful is Chinese
How smart are the Chinese, how beautiful is Chinese
Shoulder pole wide, bench long
Shoulder pole wants to be tied to bench
Bench won't let shoulder pole to be tied to bench
Shoulder pole insists to be tied to bench
Bench just won't let shoulder pole to be tied to bench
Shoulder pole wider, or bench longer
Big Bro Little Bro sit in front of the hill
Up the hill sits a goose
Downt the hill floats a river
Big Bro says wide wide river
Little Bro says white white goose
The goose wants to cross the river and the river wants to ferry the goose across
Not sure it's the goose crossing river
or the river ferries the goose across
The whole world is learning Chinese
Confucius' words becomes internationalized
The whole world is speaking Chinese
What we are saying, now the whole world is seriously listening
New York Susana opened a Zen Lounge Bar
Berlin Wolfgan used Chinese instruments to accompany his electric guitar
Various colors of skin, various colors of hair
mumbling, muttering and start to speak Chinese
mumbling, muttering and start to speak Chinese
Took us so many years to practice English pronouciation and grammar
Now it's their turn to twist their tongues for the four tunes
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
How smart are the Chinese, how beautiful is Chinese
How smart are the Chinese, how beautiful is Chinese
There was a boy named Xiaodu
went buying vinegar and cloth
he bought cloth he got vinegar
turned around seeing a eagle snatched a rabbit
he put down cloth he put down vinegar
jumped for the eagle and the rabbit
Away flew the eagle and away fled the rabbit
Spilled the vinegar and wet the cloth
the mouth blamed the legs and the legs blamed the mouth
the mouth blamed the legs like to run away
the legs blamed the mouth to sell away
Blah the mouth and not move the legs
Blah the mouth and not move the legs
or move the legs but not blah the mouth
Why could one not grow the legs and the mouth
What is it? the mouth blamed the legs or the legs blamed the mouth
The whole world is learning Chinese
Confucius' words becomes internationalized
The whole world is speaking Chinese
What we are saying, now the whole world is seriously listening
The whole world is learning Chinese
Confucius' words becomes internationalized
The whole world is speaking Chinese
What we are saying, now the whole world is seriously listening
S.H.E. 中国话
扁担宽 板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
扁担宽 板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
伦敦玛莉莲 买了件旗袍送妈妈
莫斯科的夫司基 爱上牛肉面疙瘩
各种颜色的皮肤 各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人 好优美的中国话
扁担宽 板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上
扁担偏要绑在板凳上
板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上
到底扁担宽还是板凳长
哥哥弟弟坡前坐
坡上卧著一只鹅
坡下流著一条河
哥哥说 宽宽的河
弟弟说 白白的鹅
鹅要过河 河要渡鹅
不知是那鹅过河
还是河渡鹅
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话 越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话 让世界都认真听话
纽约苏珊娜 开了间禅风Lounge Bar
柏林来的沃夫冈 拿胡琴配著电吉他
各种颜色的皮肤 各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人 好优美的中国话
有个小孩叫小杜
上街打醋又买布
买了布 打了醋
回头看见鹰抓兔
放下布 搁下醋
上前去追鹰和兔
飞了鹰 跑了兔
洒了醋 湿了布
嘴说腿 腿说嘴
嘴说腿 爱跑腿
腿说嘴 爱卖嘴
光动嘴 不动腿
光动腿 不动嘴
不如不长腿和嘴
到底是那嘴说腿 还是腿说嘴
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话 越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话 让世界都认真听话
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话 越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话 让世界都认真听话
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S.H.E. 中国话
扁担宽 板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
扁担宽 板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
伦敦玛莉莲 买了件旗袍送妈妈
莫斯科的夫司基 爱上牛肉面疙瘩
各种颜色的皮肤 各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人 好优美的中国话
扁担宽 板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上
扁担偏要绑在板凳上
板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上
到底扁担宽还是板凳长
哥哥弟弟坡前坐
坡上卧著一只鹅
坡下流著一条河
哥哥说 宽宽的河
弟弟说 白白的鹅
鹅要过河 河要渡鹅
不知是那鹅过河
还是河渡鹅
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话 越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话 让世界都认真听话
纽约苏珊娜 开了间禅风Lounge Bar
柏林来的沃夫冈 拿胡琴配著电吉他
各种颜色的皮肤 各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄 (仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人 好优美的中国话
有个小孩叫小杜
上街打醋又买布
买了布 打了醋
回头看见鹰抓兔
放下布 搁下醋
上前去追鹰和兔
飞了鹰 跑了兔
洒了醋 湿了布
嘴说腿 腿说嘴
嘴说腿 爱跑腿
腿说嘴 爱卖嘴
光动嘴 不动腿
光动腿 不动嘴
不如不长腿和嘴
到底是那嘴说腿 还是腿说嘴
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话 越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话 让世界都认真听话
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话 越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话 让世界都认真听话