兔年盛夏,平民兔子毛毛球偕老婆倾情演绎(1)------真假兔子

夏日里,平民兔子毛大球正吹着冷气,歪着脑瓜,想着心事:



咦? 哪里来了个直立行走,道貌岸然,身着天蓝色吊带工装裤,脖系米黄色蝴蝶嘎达的大白兔?



凑近了闻一闻:



神马东西呦? 看似一本正经,实则连个碰鼻礼也没有,假兔子居然比俺这真兔子还能装!



不理他,鄙视他,拿个屁屁对准他:



又过了一刻钟,毛毛球溜达到了沙发跟前:



猛一抬脑袋: 额滴神!这怎么也有只超级大胖兔子?还左拥右簇搂着抱着一个又一个的!想想自己,至今为止,才讨了一房媳妇儿,觉得自己真命苦啊。。。



想到这,毛毛球心急火燎, 跳到了猫树上,琢磨: 我就是再怎么吃,也吃不出那体格呀?!



。。。。。。花开两朵,各表一支, 就在毛大球黯然神伤顾影自怜的时候,他那美若天仙的老婆踢踏出来露了一小脸:



再露一小脸:



远远望见了蓝色工装吊带裤兔兔,踢踏很沉着:



突然: 不好,发现情敌---毛大球窑洞旁边居然藏着另一个老婆?!



赶紧走近仔细瞧瞧。。。咦,为什么她也凑近了涅?



不理她,鄙视她,拿个屁屁对准她:



毛毛球一看老婆糊涂了,立马回身亲自示范给媳妇看: 瞧瞧,瞧瞧,我可是清白的呀!这不,我也一个变俩了, 老婆,这叫镜子,硬文叫米若,懂不?



咳,俺媳妇,漂亮是漂亮,但,小脑瓜真的不够用啊,有的时候,真有点给俺丢费斯:



麻麻旁白: 哈哈,前几天,给这俩娃捏了不少片片,现在正在挖空心思编故事,今天就到这里吧,下集再上啊!

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