1，Why should you keep your eye off the turkey dressing?
Because it makes him blush!
为什么给火鸡拔毛的时候你不看着它？
它脱衣服害羞啊！
2，What happened when the turkey met the axe?
He lost his head!
当火鸡遇到斧头的时候会发生什么事呢？
火鸡会丢了脑袋。
3，What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Take him out for pizza and ice cream!
怎样填满火鸡呢？
带他们出去吃披萨和冰淇凌。
4，Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes - a building can't jump at all
火鸡能跳的比帝国大厦还要高吗？
可以，因为大厦根本不会跳。
5， Why do turkeys gobble?
They never learned good table manners.
火鸡为什么会咯咯叫？
因为牠们从没学好餐桌礼节。
（*gobble还有狼吞虎咽的意思。）
6，What key can't open doors?
A turKEY!
什么钥匙不能开门？
A turKEY!
（*turkey是火鸡的意思，词尾正好是“钥匙”）
7， Why didn't the turkey eat dessert?
He was stuffed!
火鸡为什么不吃点心？
因为他吃太饱了！(因为他肚子被塞满了烹煮的材料！)
（*stuff除了有吃饱之意外，还有填塞东西的意思）
8， Why did they let the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks!
为何会让火鸡加入乐团呢？
因为他有鼓棒！
（*drumstick有鸡腿、鼓槌之意）
（ZT）
