和小宝子聊天儿,是我人生一大乐事

小宝特别有意思,和他聊天儿是我人生的一大乐事。今晚他问我,妈妈,我人生吃的第一口饭是啥?我说,应该是妈妈的奶吧。不是,不是,小宝紧急否认说,妈,我的意思是饭,不是奶。妈呀,这可难倒了我。小宝的第一口饭,吃的是啥呀,我哪记得。美国那种婴儿小罐头食品一大堆,我哪记得先给小宝子吃得啥。小宝看我吞吞吐吐的,又来一招狠的,妈,你人生的第一口饭,吃的是啥呀。妈呀,我人生的第一口饭,肯定不是小罐头,到底吃得是啥,小宝,你别问了,你再问妈妈,妈妈就该想妈妈的妈妈了.

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