同事

今天早上低头对着小镜子正跟脸上的脂肪粒做斗争，同事在不远处的座位上突然大吼了一声：＂Xiao Han， Wake up。＂我给了他一个超级无敌小白眼。

然后在communicator上问他：

XiaoHan: what is up, man

Colleague: r u ok

XiaoHan: No. I was watching my mirror and asking who is the most beautiful woman in the world.

XiaoHan: The mirror said it is XiaoHan.

XiaoHan: so tell me, why u yelled "wake up." at that time