美男子梅梨开传

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梅氏梨开,字过,江左梅长苏之宗亲也。生时祥光满室,院中老梨树含苞初放,因得名梨开。满百日出宴亲友,有道人适过村,见之叹曰:“此子容颜绝世!”赠玉佩于梅父,曰:“感余过贵村事,以“过”字之,能保一世平安。”是以得字。

梨开少有妍名,粉妆玉琢,眉眼清奇,有“粉孩儿”之誉。火云洞红孩儿闻之,甚不忿,披金戴银,率甲兵百人至梅村,意欲决高下。梨开布衣乱头,趿履出门应之。红孩儿一见,掩面大惭曰:“余素自负美姿容,今方知地缝难觅!粉孩儿在前,余“红孩儿”之号,从此不敢用也!”一揖而欲遁,梨开急趋前拽袖曰:“向闻君丰采,今得见,幸何如之!梨开知君好家世,家财万贯,有宝扇一把,火山一座。又有二叔封斗战胜佛,若能引为荐,结草衔环难报也!皮囊若不见弃,愿与君结为兄弟,成其佳话。”红孩儿大喜,遂与梨开盟,从此所向披靡,横扫各选美大赛。史称“红粉佳人”也。

及长,艳名达于九郡。江左梅长苏,宗族美男子也,偶睹梨开姿容,呕血数升而亡。自此再无可及者。

梨开年不惑,齿坚发黑,面白微须,熟而不老,丰而不肥。入跨坛,见莺燕环绕而无人垂青。遂登高三呼曰:“美男子在此!美男子在此!美男子在此!”又制大木牌一,上书“美男子”三字,擎之招摇过市。小儿有诵“美男子”者,各与糕饼糖果。如此多日,美男子之名终达于跨坛内外。梨开行止于莺燕畔,流连于花丛间,心旷神怡,其志得,其意满,其容熠熠生光,莫敢逼视。见者皆叹曰:“君其美哉!”梨开因问:“何美?”众齐答曰:“想得美!”

西洋有美男子纳喀索斯氏,偶入跨坛。梨开大袖飘飘立于村头,睥睨众人,顾盼神飞,见纳氏而嗤曰:“何方蛮汉,形容怪异,敢污我大中华之眼!跨坛第一美男子在此,外人男子欲入者,须歌牡丹峰成名曲,颂我英姿。”纳氏未习朝鲜语,嗫嚅半日不能歌,叹曰:“Istum Narcissum appellare opportet. Sine reditu exeo.“黯然去矣。

乙未岁末,余过跨坛,见梨开绝世之姿,闻其故事,仰慕不可自抑。因作此传,略颂其丰采之万一。世为男子者,应纷效梨开,修姿容,整心灵,由内及外,美不胜收,方为今世之本,后世之范也!诗曰:

没齿难掩美姿容
离合行止娇艳同
开颜蹙眉各有味
过柳穿花跨坛中

乙未冬,散人苗盼盼记于跨坛村。

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