林黛:2016中国行之二:爸爸,教师节快乐

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2016中国行之二:爸爸,老师节快乐(写在2016教师节)

 
我的爸爸年轻时很帅,现在也非常帅。
 
退休已经二十八你的爸爸把家里打理得井井有条,各种各样的工具在工具柜的门上排放得一目了然;不同大小的螺丝被收集在不同的玻璃瓶里;可以装五十斤面粉的圆筒下面安装了轮子;洗碗液的瓶子被固定在洗碗池的上方;抽屉里的筷子排放有固定的方向......
 
平日里的早晨,爸爸去买早餐,通常是油条和豆腐脑。担心油条到家会凉,他用毛巾把装油条的塑料袋裹起来,然后放进书包里;装豆腐脑的塑料的也被放进书包里,那不会洒出来吗?不会。因为爸爸在书包的袋子底部装了一个铁钩子,装豆腐脑的袋子被挂在钩子上,豆腐脑就洒不出来了。油条和豆腐脑都躲在书包里,到家后不烫不凉正好吃。
 
排队买油条的人们看到后啧啧称奇,问:“老人家,你是干什么的?怎么会想到这样的点子?”爸爸回答:“我是一个老师,一个物理老师。”
 
是的,我的帅爸爸是一个老师。
 
爸爸,老师节快乐。
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