MM: Mummy, can I have a dog please?
Mummy: We've got a Dog already!
MM: Where?
Mummy: You are our Dog! (She's born in the year of Dog)
A few days later...
MM: Daddy, can I have a dog please?
Dada: We've got a dog already!
MM: Where?
Dada: I'm your Dog! Woof... Woof...
At school gate every morning...
MM: Oh... Look at the dogs! They are so cute!
Mummy: Oh yes! They are much cuter than you!
MM: Mummy, you are so... mean!
#MeanParents#
