赵三家着火了

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赵三一家围着桌子吃年夜饭。

儿子说,厨房着火了。

赵三不由分说,一个耳光扇过去。大声呵斥:全家人正在吃年夜饭,你别扫大家的兴。

儿子不敢吭声了。

几分钟时间,火就烧大了。一家人往跑。

赵三一把推开老婆孩子,“我是当家的,让我先跑”。他自己跑了出来。毫发无损。

邻居们也看到着火了。大家都拼命救火。终于把火扑灭了。

可怜赵三他年迈的爹娘烧死了。孩子老婆严重烧伤。

 

邻居们怪罪赵三太不小心。把赵三惹火了。

赵三大发雷霆: 若不是我积极组织救火,你们的房子都保不住。你们不但不感谢我,反而责怪我,你们还有一点良心吗?

还有那个张三,你那么大个子,才提了十桶水,我看你根本就是居心不良,想让我们都烧死。

李四还差不多。虽然只提了两桶水,但是水少情谊深。

 

儿子不幸,最后还是走了。

老婆和女儿抱怨,赵三没有听儿子的话。否则也不会有今天。

赵三把拳头一举,呵斥老婆。老子给你们吃,给你们住。你们不领恩,还抱怨。再出声,老子就掐死你们。

从此以后,厉害三儿的美名远扬,再也没有人敢和他打交道了。只是可怜了他老婆和女儿。

明麗草原 发表评论于
嘿嘿
智者不惑 发表评论于
“厉害三儿的美名远扬“——厉害了,赵三国!:)
智者不惑 发表评论于
幽默诙谐讽刺土共的难得好文,读后笑喷。

大赞!
maseanli 发表评论于
这个赵三一定是个自私自大的蠢货,枉为家长。不过,作为村霸,村民们也麻木了吧。
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