新郎手抚新娘两腿之间：'这是什么？'新娘答：'党！'...

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老陈杂练
我是个性格内向的人，也许还有些轻度的社交障碍。但是，我喜欢表达，所以，喜欢写。我写过很多很多题材的东西，一直在努力把心掏出来给愿意听我絮叨的人们。
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袁腾飞老师最近讲了一期节目，内容是纳粹党卫军海外兵团。 这期节目比较有趣，但是节目下面的观众评论更有趣，我视频中讲的这个段子就是其中的一则评论：

新婚之夜， 新郎右手握拳，左手抚新娘两腿之间问："这是什么？"

新娘答："裆！"

新郎说："我想入裆，行不？"

新娘道："你迫切要求入裆的心情我懂，但正式入裆还需符合以下条件...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyNpMeqjzF0

 

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