Entering May one day, Em heard over the radio that the covid-19 public health emergency and national state of emergency are officially declared to be over. Delighted at the news but worried that the full return to workplace may one day required by the company, Em wishes that the current hybrid working mode could persist. An alternating two days in the office and three days working from home is the best combination to her. With three days working at home, her mornings are never hectic, as she could log in her computer in her night robe. When it comes to downtime at work, she could even work from bed. She normally takes about half an hour nap at noon, but of course if the job asks for overtime, she would work late into the night too. If pandemic ever did anything positive, it is the change of palpable life style and work style. In her mid-50s, she is no longer career-oriented; her enthusiasm ebbs as the aging creeps upon. Showing up in the office twice a week however spices up her boring life. Some watercooler moments in the office kitchen, face- to- face interactions with the old co-workers are delightful, connecting her to the outside world.
It is another typical day working from home, as Em put on her jacket and sat at the desk next to the window. It is almost June, but the weather this year is unusually cold and gloomy. She opened the window to let in the crisp air and zipped up her jacket. Then peering out the window, she scoured the leafy loquat tree in the backyard for any squirrel. The community this year is so infested with squirrels that their presence arouses disquiet in Em’s mind. Her sound sleep is irritably disrupted in the early mornings by the rustling sound from the backyard, or the alarming wind chime Em purposely hung on the tree. Several times, half asleep, she sprinted from the bed to the window, to check if it’s a squirrel again that made the sound, and unfailingly she would see a furry- tailed squirrel shakily crushing its body over the branch lunging for the loquats. Em would shush forcecibly, her right palm slapping hard against the window sill. However penetrating the sound may be, the emboldened squirrel would not be scared. It would quickly slip down to the wall nearby and stare at her, defiantly. Pulling up her pants, Em would rush downstairs, open the door, take a broom and swoop it up in the air. Only then would the squirrel run away, but Em knows that it would soon come back.
As the only fruit tree in the backyard, the loquat tree is like an apple in Em’s eye. This year however, from the time the loquat started fruiting last autumn, Em’s expectations wane and wax. Aware of the squirrels in the area, Em prepares early-- fruit bags were purchased from Temu, netted bags and paper bags were collected, and up onto a tall ladder she laboriously wrapped the fruit - -but all to no avail. Bags, nylon or paper, are torn apart, and almost every day the ground and the wall are littered with the loquat pits and remnants, some still green and unripe.
And they would have all gone if Em did not have the three days working from home. On the days Em works from home, she would sit at the desk in front of the window and be watchful, like a farmer watching over the ripening watermelon in the stories she read in her childhood. But even so, in the month-long battle, however sensitive and detective her eyes and ears are trained by then, the loquats on the tree diminish in a downward spiral. To keep the last few clusters at bay, Em resorted to her friend’s suggestion of using plastic boxes to contain them.
Em’s husband however frowned upon the idea, as he saw what he called junkie plastic boxes strewn over the tree. As he failed to dissuade Em, he joined her in the discussion of finding effective ways to deter squirrels, jokingly broaching the topic of an AI invention which would fly up and hover around whenever the squirrel appears.
回复 '7grizzly' 的评论 : Thanks for the info, my friend. The season is over, and I will keep it in mind for next year. But squirrels have tempers, just so you know, and I am afraid of its revenge. I am not joking:) Looking forward to your new story of Bill!
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回复 '暖冬cool夏' 的评论 : Go to BIG 5 or Dick's Sporting Goods for the slingshot. You can get them online, too. People do use them for hunting.
In fact, a new story of Bill is on its way. Stay tuned.
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回复 '7grizzly' 的评论 : Thanks, my friend, for reading and your comment. Thanks for the word "slingshot"(I only know the word "catapult":)) I thought about that, but then it is hard to find here, or simply I did not try harder.
I think in the end it is not the loquat that made me obsessive, but the emotion attached after 6 more months of fertilizing and expectation of course:))
I actually kind of miss your "Stories of Bill":-)
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I liked the word 'scour,' very apt here.
I would try slingshots on the squirrels. It's fun and appeals to our hunter nature.
I can't quite get the obsession with the fruit, though. Maybe I haven't tasted the real thing :-)
回复 'elfie' 的评论 : Hi, elfie! Thanks for stopping by and your comment. Right, loquats flower in autumn, and it take about half a year to grow and ripe. I like its leathery leaves too, ever green and shady.
I guess quite some fruit trees are vulnerable to frost and low temperature, not to say those tropical fruits. I have dragon fruit in my backyard too, which would not survive for cold winter. Probably you can try growing an apple tree:))
Thanks again for your visit. Have a great long weekend!
“like a farmer watching over the ripening watermelon in the stories she read in her childhood. ”很想打印下来读。网络阅读眼睛累。但是这句还是笑了。:)
暖冬的英文更为细腻。
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I have planted loquat but it's too cold for it to bear any fruit. Loquat doesn't bear fruits in growth zone 8, frost in late November,early December kills the late autumn flowers. So unless I move to FL there won't be any fruit.
But it has tropical, leathery leaves for decoration.
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暖mm,要不是知道这小松鼠偷吃了你的枇杷,还想说它可爱呢。这最后一串小枇杷精致漂亮,个个小巧圆润,save the best last. :)Em的英文笔记一如既往地如行云流水,让AI守护你的后果园可是好主意,赶紧让你家那位加加班,等着他的果园守护机器人问世。:)))
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I like to read your English writing too. It's really unique. There is a lady Elfie, who usually writes comments in English, well, at least in my blog. I wonder which part she would enjoy more when she reads your blog... I want to introduce your blog to Elfie next time when I can. :)
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暖冬长周末愉快。 这串小枇杷确实很漂亮,像艺术品照片。 看到 And they would have all gone if Em did not have the three days WFH, 我乐了, 想着这确实也是疫情的贡献。 后面的英文部分我也很喜欢。