安全感

还有一周就要去中国了,兴奋起来,满心的期待。被疫情闹的,离上次回家看父母一下子过去了五年。

周末洗手,噔的一声响,戒指滑落到水池里。

转头问老公:“也许回国的时候不带了,不小心就丢了” 婚戒戴了二十几年,不戴反倒是感觉少了啥。

“那就别带了。” 老公敷衍着。

“嗯。。。你不觉得少了点安全感吗?” 咱偷乐。

“再安全也没用,你丢三落四的。“ 依旧连头也没抬。

??? ” This is not what I meant!” 

“What?” 整整延迟十秒,老公猛抬头,音量一下子高了八度。“想得美,在中国都是男人吃香,五十岁的女人没人要的。” 一副幸灾乐祸的嘴脸。

隔天愤愤地和咱闺蜜提起,闺蜜有些无奈:是这样的,中国的男人身边经常有一堆小苍蝇围着。

也许该庆幸一下咱们生活在一个人人都围着自家一亩三分田的国度,苍蝇少些,即使有也是有公有母。
 

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