犬子犬女(2):无敌的父子兵

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其一:童趣里的逻辑

无敌的父子兵

小的时候,老狗家的那俩活宝都爱看迪斯尼的动画片《花木兰》,翻来覆去几乎能把所有的台词和插曲都背了个滚瓜烂熟。

在影片的开头有着这么的一个场景:单于和当下的大帝一样挥师南侵。为了抵御单于的特别军事行动,中原朝庭只好恶意地动员全国,挨家挨户地向百姓要兵员。

 



肖家出一丁!征兵的人在村中央的小广场大声地吼道。

我去!一个年轻人自信地回应道。

余家出一丁!征兵的人继续吼道。

我去!另外一个年轻人以一模一样的自信回应道。

看到这样的场面,老狗便起了歹意。学起人家征兵大员的样子,他朝正看录像看得入迷的那两个活宝大吼了一声:

狗家出一丁!

结果俩活宝大吃了一惊,你看我我看你好一会儿之后最终还是小的那位先开了腔:

爹,咱家的那个坑还是你自个去填吧,毕竟我俩都还太小,而学会如何去跟人家玩那种鲜血淋漓的大打出手

(待续)

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回复 'diaozhi' 的评论 : 哈哈,调子兄好!童言无忌,或许这就是为人父母的奖赏吧。
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