轻松周末：洞房之夜

多伦多的秋天

多伦多的秋天
秋天含蓄蕴藉, 饱历了春的繁盛、夏的热情，不再追逐浮华与赞誉，愿静静地、悄悄地融入一片淡淡的秋光之中。秋天很美，美在一份清澈。。。
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你知道世界各国的新娘在新婚之夜对丈夫说什么了吗？

德国新娘：“亲爱的， 你睡着了吗？”

法国新娘：“老公，我美不美？”

美国新娘;"今夜值多少钱？”

英国新娘：“我们的孩子长大了去念剑桥还是牛津？”

中国新娘;" 亲爱的，快把红包拿出来数数。"

日本新娘：“对不起，服侍不好，请多关照。"

 

哈哈，各位周末快乐！

 

 

秋哥 发表评论于
呵呵，老实回答海米的问题，转的。

liming乱开玩笑，小心今后挨罚，罚你吃完一个大皮萨。问一个问题，新婚之夜，想问老公什么问题，嘿嘿。
海米粒 发表评论于
俺有个问题:你怎么知道的呢?:))周末愉快
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