Normally I think I am quite a prudent and calm person, but recently I got a bit antsy. “Why?” people may ask, “Everything has been going your way.” Actually, That IS the problem. Because I am doing all right , My chance to get marred to a Chinese MM is becoming slim to none.
The other day a friend of mine emailed me a article with a title “ 结婚名单上必须枪毙的 5 类 男人” referring the attachment below. To summarize the essence of the article , A MM won’t marry A GG if he meets the test of any of the following conditions.
a) Homebound
b) tall
c) Fashion oriented
d) Wealthy
e) Good looking
I have to admit I am completed shocked by this revelation, in my mind the above conditions have been golden rules for MMs to pick their men for years when it comes marriage. Can you believe this? Now if a GG who goes out every night, is short in length, has enough money in his pocket for next meal, dress sloppyly, and has a featureless face, then he would be in hot demand. MMs would go craze on him since he would be the best marriage material.
I thought and thinking, in the end I couldn’t still figure out a logical explanation. What has happened in my motherland, where are these brainy, talented and beautiful MMs in my dreams? I have no clue at all. Maybe China has changed so much so fast and it has left many of us in dust. The only reason I could only think of is that something must in the water these MM drink or air they breathe.
In terms my and many GGs’ outlooks for marriage I think it would be very gloomy. To tell the truth, we are just a bunch of “dead men” walking. The worst thing is there are no remedies for us. Because it is too late for us to go back to our mothers womb to reshape our physical attributes, besides we have to dress up to make a living and amass some money to live (FYI, the average condo sales price in Manhattan is $1.45 million. ). Now you see what I mean.
As any reasonable man who still wants get married I started to weigh other options which may be available for me. Nevertheless, before I am going to “jump off the ship” I summoned all my courages to make a final appeal to Chinese MMs out there “ Before you pull the trigger could you think twice? “.
Note: Someone indicated to me that my writing is too serious. So that I’d just like to poke some fun to light up a little. However, If my writing offends you please forgive me. Thx.
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结婚名单上必须枪毙的 5类男人 (zt)
1.长得太帅
男人除非打定主意吃软饭，否则长得太漂亮绝对是缺点。这个男人长张漂亮脸蛋，从小被阿姨们抢着抱，长大被身边女生追，婚前倒贴的妹妹一大把，婚后虎视眈眈的姐姐一大群，把他捧得不知天高地厚。这种漂亮男人，摆在街上供我意淫挺好，真把他请进家里供着？才怪！
2.挣钱太多
男人的钱，够稳定生活就好了。钱太多烧手，往往会生外心。当他的钱可以应付不止一个女人的首饰需要，就算他不主动，也有其他女人以所谓爱情的名义自动送上门来。做人不要太贪。控制不住的那部分，很有可能肥水流到外人田，令你日后成为怨妇队伍里的一名。
3.服装品味太好
男人服装穿得干净整洁就好，太讲究服装的男人，往往太爱自己，婚姻生活里不懂得适当的让步。想一个男人，他的衣服比我的还多，每月制装费比我还高，每天早晨出门前，考虑是穿蓝色这套好，还是黑色那套好，是配灰色领带，还是配棕色鞋子，多么娘娘腔！
4.个子太高
中国女性曾经侮辱性地提出了三级残废一说，大伤个子不高的男人的自尊，大长了那些傻高个儿的志气。想要个子高的男人，最好看看你自己有多高。莎菲女士碰见的那位小白脸，高得她仅到他腋下，这样子高法，有什么好？一辈子那么长，天天需仰视才得见，脖子吃不消不说，大多时间只能看到他下半截。要是光为了男人的下半身，哪有结婚必要？
5.守在家里
男人晚上不出去，肯守在家里，应该算美德吧？曾经去一个朋友家玩，住了三天，吃尽了苦。那男人外表看斯文温和，抢起电视遥控器来可是寸土必争从不手软。我要看麦当娜，他要看警察现场抓罪犯。我们每天最佳娱乐就是抢遥控器，因对方身强力壮，每次以我的失败告终。看着他宽厚的肩膀，我心里对自己咬牙切齿地说：“绝不嫁这男人！”
