你再这样对我当心我有外遇哦！老公如是对我吼。哼，冷笑，你也会有外遇，想当初选择你这样一个没有皮囊的愣头青不知道被多少人嘲笑。你不就是我的老公吗，big deal!
短暂的夏日四处美丽，被冬季压抑很久的性情终于可以得到释放，该出门四处看看了。 对不起，老婆，最近台里很多培训需要参加；我正在构思小说呢，请勿打扰；不好意思，我得去图书馆借些专业书。怎么听都像是警报器，女友说，还是小心提防一下，现在的女孩子，个个都很厉害。
没想到，自己一下子成了黄脸婆加弃妇。开始偷听电话，翻衣服口袋笔夹，查电脑记录，一无所获。
傍晚，住在20楼的朋友买了大件需要帮忙，老公急急忙忙的离开。我正在客厅上网。 叮叮叮，哪里来的呼叫声，喇叭没有打开呀。书房那一头笔记本的灯正在闪个不停，心底一动，此时的行动是否太过于黑暗。犹豫中，可是，机不可失时不再来呀，算了，为了维护我们的婚姻堡垒卑鄙一次。
果然，MSN的窗口里有条消息，点击一看，原来是一个大眼长发美眉，打出的信息居然都是英文。管他呢，来个狸猫换太子吧。Shawn，I Miss you so much today. What are you doing at home? 嗯，还挺热情大方，Hi, my wife cooked me a wonderful meal tonight, I am just wanna go outside taking a walk with her. 哼，让她知道本老婆大人的存在。 Wow, I am glad you are having great time with her. Did you talk to her already? 有什么好谈的，难道找我离婚，想的美。 No, sweetie, I really don't know how to talk to her and what to say, would you give me a hand? 到底两人在背后说我什么呀？ Be honest with her. Tell her your feelings and tell her you need more attention from her. You deserve better than this. 倒，难不成老公变为了怨夫？我哪里亏待他啦。 Wow, I don't know. She is doing a lot at home and it's so hard to explain those feelings to her.还是表扬一下自己先。Remeber what we were talking during lunch break. If I were you, I would sit down with her and tell her every single thing you don't like about her: being bossy at home, pay less attention to your emotions, picky about your living habits, ignoring your achievements at work... I mean, I thought you wanted to talk to her about those problems for a long time. 天拉，这么多罪状，不过想想好象都也不是全无根据, 还有，原来是同事。 But I am afraid that if I put it so directly, she would get hurt, bottom line, I still feel I love her. 那边漂亮MM有片刻的沉默，可能没有想到“老公”还在爱着那个“恶婆娘”。 Shawn, I am happy for you that you can still tolerate her. So why can you talk with her, tell her you love her and you want her change a little bit and cherish your marriage. I wish I could be someone else now. 哇，这么强的暗示，不行了，要发飙。Sweetie, I really appreciate everything you've done for me, but I really value our friendship above everything else in the world, and I do believe that my wife and I could work out our own way. 嘿嘿，这下你得死心了吧。 Alright, Shawn, I just want you be happy. I love you as a friend. Talk to you tomorrow. 大眼MM要撤了，还是礼貌些吧。 Thanks, I'll grab you a coffee tomorrow.下线。
深思中，原来很久没有和老公好好说过话了，看看镜中，6年前的大眼长发MM现在已经是披头散发腰身慵懒的黄脸婆了。赶紧拾落一番，等待老公。亲爱的，累了吧，刚刚泡的咖啡，你休息一下吧。 满头大汗的老公有些惊讶的看着我，哦！老公，我们最近有空去看看电影节好吗，听说今年参赛的大片都不错。好呀好呀，我以为你不喜欢呢。老公有些受宠若惊...
慢慢的我在改变自己，一起看看从前的照片，分享每天的见闻，老公在家的时间越来越长，我们也越来越相处融洽。
某一日，在外散步。 老公，你们台里有很多大眼长发美女吧， 嗯，不少，意大利和葡萄牙的比较多。 那，中国女孩呢。 嗯，那个嘛，也有吧，比较少。 那你和她们谈的来吗？ 还好啦，都是CBC香蕉人，不一样的。那万一她们喜欢你怎么办？不会啦，她们喜欢谁都是一阵子的，别看她们都长得像个中国人，其实，老外一个。
哇，原来，虚惊一场！
引此为戒，提高警惕！
