(品茶小轩置顶)
荣军节,女人会言之凿凿,说看过日历,这一天肯定是公共假日。拿出日历查看,什么标记也没有,和平常一样。请相信她的真诚,因为她不是故意说谎。她确实觉得这天公司应该放假,让孩子们可以有大人陪。她的愿望很强烈,愿望在感觉里就成为现实。男人喝了酒,如入五里云雾,自我感觉良好,成了哲学家,精辟地说“人嘛,不就是活一感觉!”女人活在感觉里,不用酒,天天是哲学家。
男人说,给咖啡加点糖可以理解,是为了品尝苦里有甜的滋味,为了情调;可女人开着冷气抱被子睡,不可理喻。女人说,拥抱的感觉真好,睡得踏实;沐浴在凉风里,很舒服。
男人日出而作,日落而息。女人滔滔不绝,有说不完的话,入夜才来精神,挑灯夜战,然后睡到阳光灿烂,在白日里做梦。因为,“男人需要洞穴,女人需要交谈。”
“男人像橡皮筋”,你拉得越紧,他蹦得越远;“女人像波浪”,飘忽无定形,随潮汐季风,千姿百态,时喜时悲。
为什么男人和女人如此不同,约翰.格莱说,因为男人来自火星,女人来自金星。
From Rebecca Lin of wxc
Women talk more than men | 2006-05-16 19:43:53 | |
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A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on the average only 15,000 words a day, whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say. He said, "What?" From: http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/language_tips/2006-03/14/content_537962.htm |
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