Robber Licks Woman’s Toes before Fleeing

This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy looks yum yum…

What a wacko.

A man approached a woman who was leaving work at about 1am. He took her keys and telephone…then removed her shoes and licked her toes. (BTW, why doesn’t shoes rhyme with toes?) Continue reading…