2黑与8黑的对话

话说劳工节放假三天，俺家N黑们也非常难得地围坐家中一起吃饭。。。正吃着，百无聊赖的8黑做警觉状道：did you hear something? 

No, I didn't hear anything.  2黑一脸严肃地瞪着他，认为他又想耍花样逃避吃饭。 

Shhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,, 8黑演戏到底，侧耳倾听状越发入神：monster, there is a monster in the room,,,,,,, 

There is no monster in the room………….2黑还是贲不浪漫。 

Shhhhhhhhhhh….. Monster's outside…… 

Monsters won't come if you are a good boy; they only come after bad boys… you are a good boy, right? 

Yes. 8黑只好硬着头皮回答。 

Then you don't have to worry.  

8黑醍醐灌顶，沉寂了片刻。两秒之后，开始回神：daddy? 

What?  

Are you a good boy?

此类问题对大人来说永远不仅仅是个yes/no，于是2黑避重就轻，答曰：I'm a daddy. 

Oh….8黑再次恍然，然后一针见血直指要害：Are you a monster?  

。。。。。。  

2黑彻底卡壳，俺老人家已经笑得跌落板凳。。。。