家长的年龄

在儿子学期班那个假期。一天，儿子和一个朋友玩，忽然，朋友问：How old are your parents?

儿子问我：Mom, how old are you and Dad?

我正准备回答，女儿道：Mom is 18 and Dad is 19.

儿子告诉他朋友：My Mom is 18 and my Dad is 19.

等他朋友走后， 女儿跟儿子说：You are 6, I am 12 and Mom is 18. That means Mom had me when she was at your age.

儿子瞪大眼睛：嗯？嗯。

女儿懒得再跟他解释。

几年后，他跟cousin玩，才知道实情。

一个邻居说: I can't tell my D my age. She would tell everyone.