圣诞节趣事(搞笑文章和照片)

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Lunch on the Christmas Day
The lunch on the Christmas day is supposed to be an “appetizer”, informal, some bites for nibbling. But, I did not expect it would be “THE APPETIZER” with extensive selection of crackers, cheeses and beautiful presentations.

Goose's Love Fortune
The fortune of Chris is about to be revealed by how the little red paper fish coil up. And Chris is horrified.
Kathy placed the little fish onto Chris’ right plam.
Kathy:”OK... The head of the fish is coiling up. Hmm…That means Chris is jealous.”
Marsha:"@$!&@?"
Kathy:”Wait…The tail of the fish is coling up. Hmm...That means that Chris is independent."
Marsha:"@$!&@?"
Kathy:"Wait, wait....That means that both the head and the tail of the fish are coling up. Let's see what that means. That means Chris is in love."
Marsha (smiling):"..."
Chris (even more horrified, scratching his head):"Should I be in love with my bike or the screw ball? Tough call!"