Some Jokes

Some Jokes that I made up a few weeks ago:

1. Q:  What kind of fish do you eat when you go to Cape Cod?
A:  A caped cod.
2. Q:  What kind of fish does a clown keep as a pet?
A:  A clown fish.
3. Q:  What kind of fish does someone eat when he wants to sing very well?
A:  A tuna fish (tune-a-fish).
4. Q:  What kind of fish do you eat when you are very sad?
A:  A blue fish.
5. Q:  What kind of dinosaur racks your car and eats you?
A:  A tyrannosaurus rex.
6. Q:  What kind of dinosaur steals your money?
A:  A velociraptor.
7. Q:  What kind of dinosaur steals your kids?
A:  An oviraptor.