小天使(1374)-那壶不提开那壶

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by :A-mao

今天的早餐桌上,儿子突然想起三月份,老爸的生日快来了,连忙问在看早新闻的老爸:“Dad, which day is your birthday?”

“I don't know.”老爸卖关子呢。

儿子只好转头问老妈:“Mommy, which day?”

“It is XXday.” 老妈回了一句。

儿子从餐桌上下来,跑到老爸跟前,给老爸说:“Dad, you can drink beer all the day in your birthday.”

“What does this mean--“all the day”?”老爸开儿子玩笑。

“It  means you can drink beer during breakfast, lunch and dinner.”儿子认真地告诉老爸。

“But I have to drive you to school.”老爸假装叹口气。

“Then you can drink as much as you can during dinner time.”

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塞,孝顺的儿子呀,你其实不懂老爸的心--老爸才不想过这个生日呢。过了这个生日,老爸做了几年的82-28梦就要倒过来,成老妈的笑料了。

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