THE WOMAN'S GUIDE TO MALE ENGLISH
WHAT HE SAYS | WHAT HE MEANS |
I'm hungry | I'm hungry |
I'm sleepy | I'm sleepy |
I'm tired | I'm tired |
Do you want to go to a movie | I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
Can I take you out to dinner? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
Can I call you sometime? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
May I have this dance? | I'd eventually like to have sex with you |
Nice dress | Nice cleavage! |
You look tense, let me give you a massage | I want to fondle you |
What's wrong? | I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this |
What's wrong? | what meaningless, self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? |
What's wrong? | I guess sex tonight is out of the question |
I'm bored | Do you want to have sex? |
I love you | Let's have sex now |
I love you, too | Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! |
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair | I liked it better before |
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair | $50 and it doesn't look that much different! |
Let's talk | I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me |
Will you marry me? | I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you |
I like that one better (while shopping) | Pick any frigging dress and let's go home! |
