你一大早要赶飞机出差，结果定好的出租车没来，你很生气，可没办法。你只好亲自开车带老婆去机场，然后再让老婆把车开回家。因为是高峰期，路很堵，你心里更堵得慌。可巧你前面是个烂车开得跟蜗牛似的，你边超车边骂
1．“你他妈地白痴啊！” 英语咋说泥？那就是：You fucking idiot!
接着你又骂
2．“蠢货!” 英语就是：Stupid fool.
好啦，你老婆觉得你太过分了，就跟你说
3．“你咋那样泥。看起来好像他迷路了。” 英语咋说泥？那就是：Don’t be so aggressive. He looks as if he’s lost.
老婆说你，你很不爽，就说
4．“他要是不知道路咋走，就别这时候开车，耽误别人。” 用英语说就是：If he doesn’t know where he is going, he shouldn’t be driving in rush-hour traffic, holding everybody up.
你接着抱怨
5．“我还要赶飞机泥。出租车没来就够恶心的辣。你看前面堵的，我跟你说，我肯定赶不上飞机了。” 英语说就是：I have a flight to catch! It was bad enough with the damn taxi not turning up. Would you look at the traffic up ahead? I am going to miss the damn flight, I’m telling you.
老婆安慰你说
6．“你肯定能赶上。你以前有赶不上的时候吗？”英语就是：You’ll catch it. Have you ever missed a flight yet?
7．“总有第一次。” There’s always a first time.
8．“估计今天不会” Well, today’s not that day.
9．“你咋知道泥？” How do you know?
10．“你没必要发这么大火。” There is no need to be so tetchy!
老婆不高兴了，你该说啥泥？
11．“对不起，我就是有点着急” 英语说来就是：Sorry. Sorry. I just feel a bit under pressure.
机场终于到了，你跟老婆说最后一句话是啥？
12．“今晚我给你打电话。” I’ll ring tonight.
