童言稚语－逻辑

天天：mum, I’m a big boy now
妈妈 （暗自惊喜中）：好啊，天天是个大男孩了
天天：so I can have a dog now?
妈妈：&^%$#@*……

天天：mama, if you grow bigger and bigger….
妈妈：yes?
天天：then I’ll grow smaller and smaller
妈妈：no, you’ll grow bigger and bigger.
天天：…then, you’ll grow smaller and smaller?

妈妈因天天淘气而发了火
天天：are you happy?
妈妈：no, I’m NOT happy
天天：are you angry?
妈妈：yes, I AM angry
天天：are you angry because I don’t listen to you? (原来你知道原因啊！)
妈妈：yes, because you don’t listen to me
天天：I’m angry too because you are angry to me!
妈妈：……（汗…)