昨天，小儿子给他妈一张贺卡。打开一看，懵了，新人类写的字好多不认识：
Dear Mom, we all U r $0 1337!
You’re dah bomb!
You are as sweet as melted rainbows and gold!
Other m0m’$ r like n00b$ (0mpar3d 2 u!
You’d beat any other mom any day!
（抱歉！小孩不懂，不该贬低他人，得慢慢教育）
U r as nice as the moon’s reflection and butterfly’s wings!
You’er 1337n3$$ make$ u pwn at b3in9 a m0m!
U r $0 g00d, we all *and best of all, we all… LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)*
*I hope u enjoyed this card!*
From your best son! :-}
狗了一下，才弄懂一些字的意思：
1337 = Leet = Elite，优秀，出类拔萃
Dah bomb = Cool, fun, the best，太棒了
Noob = newbie = 玩电子（网上）游戏的新手
Pwn = 成功者，胜利者（玩电子（网上）游戏的）
1337n3$$ = Leetness = Leet的名词
就不用解释了吧?
女儿送给妈妈她自己种的一束花：
